This morning I got a bargain. I bought a big box of red plums for only $3. They were just perfect for what I intended them for. Jam. Mmmm... yummy plum jam.
I really enjoy my jam making. I love how easy it is to make ten jars of the very best jam for less than $10. Homemade jam, you just can't beat it for taste, freshness and texture. I also love how it makes me feel like the most perfect little housewife in New Zealand. OK I know I'm far from being worthy of that title, but just for a few minutes, let me be that, please?
Check out the little jam skirt?!! Cutsey isn't it? Just whipped it up for you. Please take this jar of jam with my compliments.
Did you notice the crappy sewing?
No, oh dear, now you'll all see it and word will get around quickly. I can just hear it. "Did you see it, Mrs Red Gingham ran off the ribbon!"
Oh golly, I'd better have a lie down in preparation. Please remember... I gave you a jar of jam. A whole jar of the most delicious jam with a little skirty thing.